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I focus your years of memories… write your killer original speech… and show you how to nail it without stress
If you’re a great public speaker
Essential Package: I focus your years of thoughts, memories, feelings and experiences & write your killer original speech.
“… even better than expected” (more)
If you’re nervous
Refined Package: I focus your years of memories, write your original speech & show you how to nail it with ease… stress free.
“… compliment after compliment” (more)
Ideal speech + luxury gift book
Legacy Package: I write your speech, show you how to nail it & create an archival-quality lux gift book with your speech + photos.
“… wow, what a ride!” (more)
You only have one shot to nail this speech for the birthday honoree, families and guests
Hi… I’m Birthday Speechwriter & Strategist Den Pope.
97% of birthday speakers copy the same dull, one-size-fits-all speech templates they find on-line filled with generic sentiments, clichés and canned lines everyone has heard like,” (insert name) is one of a kind!” Zzzz
We’ll work together one-to-one to shock, surprise and thrill everyone with a killer original speech that is funny, warm and unforgettable. (see customer reviews)
Audiences love to be surprised and have fun. So your speech will be tight, punchy, fun and warm with unexpected twists and turns.
You have a unique perspective so your speech will also give everyone an inside look at the values, character and personality of the birthday honoree through your eyes.
A great birthday speech is an event game changer. Be the one speaker who finally cared enough to give their best in an original speech.
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What customers say…
Steve, Illinois
I had well over 50% of the people attending compliment me on my speech. What a great feeling! When I first decided to hire you, I thought you were a little pricey, but after going through the full DEN experience, I can honestly say the fee you charge is a real value.” (continue)
Laura, California
“I brought down the F-ing house/excuse my French! My speech was talked about literally all night and the entire next day. Almost every single person said it was the best speech they have ever heard.” (continue)
Michael, Arizona
“Your help, guidance, and preparation for my speech was priceless, as it went off without a hitch. Just the right amount of time, and definitely the right amount of depth to the stories to keep the message flowing. I can't thank you enough for your mentorship and guidance in this process - and it works like a charm. (continue)
How to give the best birthday speech they’ve ever heard…
Original
Your relationship with the birthday celebrant is like no one else’s.
But it’s difficult to step back from years of thoughts, memories and feelings to make sense of it all.
I get to the heart, soul and humor of your relationship to create a speech only one person in the world can give—you.
Authentic
Your voice and personality can’t be captured in canned speeches, generic compliments and silly lines found online.
Audiences want an authentic, inside look at your relationship and will feel bored and manipulated if you try and con them with the same empty platitudes that can be said about every bride and groom everywhere. Snore.
Organized
The best birthday speech is grounded in the fact humans have been hard-wired for story since the Stone Age.
So like a movie, your speech must grab, entertain and surprise the audience in a simple narrative structure that is more showing than telling.
How I make this so easy for you to nail it…
EXPERIENCE
With an M.A. in journalism and decades of speechwriting experience, I know how to get to the heart, soul and humor of your relationship with the birthday celebrant.
This is not a side hustle, this is what I’ve done full time since 2001. (see About)
PROCESS
This is a tried-and-true journalistic process I’ve used for many years to create funny, warm, killer original birthday speeches.
This is a speech only one person in the world can give—you. (see Media Coverage)
RESULTS
No canned lines or phony B.S. like you hear in every other birthday speech.
That means you’ll get compliments from everyone for being the first birthday speaker they’ve seen who actually cared enough to give an original speech. (see Reviews)
I create funny, warm birthday speeches for
spectacular events in the world's most prestigious venues…
