Rated 5/5 Stars by Hundreds of Wedding Speakers | 20+ Years Experience | Zero Stress Guaranteed
Bernie Thompson, Chicago, IL, October 22, 2025
Like you, I’ve been asked to speak at weddings so I know just how real the pressure can be. The stakes are high.
I’ll make this incredibly easy for you with two options to ensure you knock it out of the park.
Option One:
The Speech Mastery Package
Most Popular
Your fully written wedding speech — zero stress, all heart, all you.
Get a 100% custom speech that’s funny, warm and sounds exactly like you. I handle all the research, writing, and editing so you don’t have to think about a thing.
Your speech will reflect the bride and groom through your eyes—blending humor, sentiment and personal stories in a way that truly connects.
You’ll also get delivery coaching so you can speak with confidence, warmth and pride, making this one of the best experiences of your life.
If you want a speech that’s meaningful, memorable and completely stress-free, this is the option for you.
Option Two:
The Punch & Polish Package
DIY With Expert Help
You write the draft — I help you turn it into a funny, warm speech you're truly proud to deliver.
Already have a draft? I'll make it funnier, warmer, and unforgettable. Starting from scratch? I'll guide you step-by-step, then polish your words until they shine.
Once your draft is ready, we'll connect one-on-one to go deeper into the stories that matter most. I'll strengthen the structure, enhance key moments, and bring out your authentic voice with more clarity, humor, and heart. You'll walk away with a speech that sounds exactly like you — only better.
You'll also get delivery coaching so you can speak with confidence — even if public speaking makes you nervous.
Whichever option you choose, as the reviews below show, speakers I work with consistently hear: “That was the best wedding speech I’ve ever heard”—and you will too.”
✔︎ Hundreds of 5-star reviews from speakers just like you
✔︎ Master’s degree in Journalism
✔︎ 20+ years writing wedding speeches
✔︎ 100% custom—no templates, no AI, no canned lines
✔︎ Guaranteed to sound exactly like you
✔︎ Expert delivery support
✔︎ Fast turnaround available—even last-minute
✔︎ Unlimited revisions
✔︎ 100% private and confidential
More people than I can count said 'best ever.' Even the wedding planner — who tunes out 99% of father speeches — said she was mesmerized.” (continue reading review)
Thomas, New York
July 25, 2025
I brought down the f-ing house/excuse my French! My maid of honor speech was talked about all night and the entire next day. Guests—including the bride and groom—kept saying it was the best speech they’d ever heard. It was a total hit, and I’m still getting texts and calls about it.” (continue reading review)
Laura, California
August 23, 2023
Super happy with Den’s help on my best man speech. His questions triggered memories I’d forgotten, and his delivery strategies were pure gold. I couldn’t have pulled this off without him—a great experience all around.”(continue reading review)
Mike, Missouri
August 15, 2025
For more than 20 years, I’ve helped thousands of speakers deliver speeches that are funny, heartfelt and unforgettable. I’ve worked with CEOs, entrepreneurs, flight attendants, physicians, accountants, educators, F-18 pilots, and speakers from all walks of life.
I also create long-form memoirs and legacy books for families and write for major brands such as US Foods, IBM, Opportunity International, Pfizer and others, keeping me sharp at capturing any voice and telling compelling stories.
As a wedding speaker myself, I understand the pressure. My goal is simple: make it easy for you to deliver a warm, funny, confident speech the bride and groom will never forget—and help make this one of the best experiences of your life.
See my full bio here.
1️⃣ Choose Your Package
Pick the option that fits you best — full custom or punch-up.
2️⃣ We Connect
A 60-90 minute deep dive to capture your stories, personality and what makes the bride and groom special
3️⃣ I Write (or Polish)
You'll receive a speech that sounds exactly like you — funny, warm and unforgettable.
4️⃣ You Deliver With Confidence
With my coaching tips, you'll speak with warmth, humor, and pride — even if public speaking terrifies you.
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Call 1-800-950-6893 now, book a 15-minute strategy call here or email me.
⏰ Coming up fast? I offer rush turnaround — even last minute.
I'll answer your questions and show you exactly how we'll create a speech you'll knock out of the park.
“The speech was the easiest home run I've hit thanks to you! Most important it was great fun and everyone absolutely loved it. They didn't think I had it in me (you're now my secret weapon). So I got amazing compliments all night. Thank you for all your help and for sticking with me even as I had a few questions the morning of the wedding.” (continue reading)
Jason, New Jersey
July 24, 2025
