Speech Hotline
(800) 950-6893
No generic templates, no phony AI – just a 5★ rated human speechwriter crafting your story. Turn your memories into a funny, heartfelt speech that brings down the house.
A fast, easy two-step process to focus the years of thoughts, memories and feelings you have bouncing around in your head right now.
A fun, warm, 100% original 7- to 9-minute speech written in your voice and personality.
No canned jokes, tired clichés, empty platitudes or phony B.S. you hear in every other speech.
Unlimited editing to ensure every word is exactly what you want to say.
I’ll format your speech on note cards you can have printed locally.
Everything in the Essential Package PLUS performance coaching to help you eliminate nervousness and ensure you’re cool, comfortable and ready to crush it on wedding day.
Includes the best-kept secret in public speaking (if you're nervous, this alone will be a game changer for you not only for this speech but every presentation for the rest of your life).
Includes The Field Guide to Nailing Your Speech, a straightforward, 15-page book with valuable tips and strategies for reducing fear, using microphones and other important issues to ensure you nail your speech.
Everything in the Refined Package PLUS a 7”x 7”, four-color, hardcover gift book with the full text of your speech & up to 12 four-color photos printed on archival-quality Mohawk Proline Paper with an eggshell-textured uncoated finish (see book)
Includes an inscription page for you to write a short personal note that will make it a beautiful, thoughtful, instant family heirloom to be cherished forever. Book arrives with a special pigment-ink pen that is water-resistant and won’t ever fade making it ideal for long-term use and archival purposes.
Presented in a high-quality black box custom made in London with red looped ribbon to help lift the book from box.
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EXPERIENCE
With an M.A. in journalism and decades of speechwriting experience, I know how to get to the heart, soul and humor of your relationship with the bride and groom.
This is not a side hustle, this is what I’ve done full time since 2001. (see About)
PROCESS
This is a tried-and-true journalistic process I’ve used for many years to create funny, warm, killer original wedding speeches.
This is a speech only one person in the world can give—you. (see Media Coverage)
RESULTS
No canned lines or phony B.S. like you hear in every other wedding speech.
That means you’ll get compliments from everyone for being the one who actually cared enough to give an original speech. (see Reviews)
