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Three ways to get a killer original speech plus the skills and confidence to nail it without nervousness

 

1) If you have written your speech

Punch & Polish Package: We work together to tighten your speech, add humor & make it easier to deliver and enjoy.

“a fun, honest speech” (more)

 
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2) I write your original speech

Refined Package: I focus your years of memories, write your speech & show you how to nail it with ease… stress free.

“… compliment after compliment” (more)

 
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3) I write your speech + lux gift book

Legacy Package: I write your speech, show you how to nail it & create an archival-quality lux gift book with your speech + photos.

“… wow, what a ride!” (more)

 
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You only have one shot to nail this speech for your son or daughter, families and guests

 
 

Hi… I’m Bar and Bat Mitzvah Speechwriter & Strategist Den Pope.

97% of fathers and mothers copy the same dull, one-size-fits-all speech templates they find on-line filled with generic sentiments, clichés and canned lines everyone has heard. Zzzz

We’ll work together one-to-one to shock, surprise and thrill everyone with a killer original speech that is funny, warm and unforgettable. (see customer reviews)

Audiences love to be surprised and have fun. So your speech will be tight, punchy, fun and warm with unexpected twists and turns.

You have a unique perspective so your speech will also give everyone an inside look at the values, character and personality of your son or daughter through your eyes.

A great bar or bat mitzvah speech is an event game changer. Be the one father or mother who finally cared enough to give their best in an original speech.

 
 
 

 

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What customers say…

Steve, Illinois

I had well over 50% of the people attending compliment me on my speech. What a great feeling! When I first decided to hire you, I thought you were a little pricey, but after going through the full DEN experience, I can honestly say the fee you charge is a real value.” (continue)

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Laura, California

“I brought down the house! My speech was talked about literally all night and the entire next day. Almost every single person said it was the best speech they have ever heard.” (continue)

Michael, Arizona

“Your help, guidance, and preparation for my speech was priceless, as it went off without a hitch. Just the right amount of time, and definitely the right amount of depth to the stories to keep the message flowing. I can't thank you enough for your mentorship and guidance in this process - and it works like a charm. (continue)

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How to give the best bar or bat mitzvah speech they’ve ever heard…

Original

Your relationship with your son or daughter is like no one else’s.

But it’s difficult to step back from years of thoughts, memories and feelings to make sense of it all.

I get to the heart, soul and humor of your relationship to create a speech only one person in the world can give—you.

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Authentic

Your voice and personality can’t be captured in canned speeches, generic compliments and silly lines found online.

Audiences want an authentic, inside look at your relationship and will feel bored and manipulated if you try and con them with the same empty platitudes that can be said about every bride and groom everywhere. Snore.

 
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Organized

The best bar or bat mitzvah speech is grounded in the fact humans have been hard-wired for story since the Stone Age.

So like a movie, your speech must grab, entertain and surprise the audience in a simple narrative structure that is more showing than telling.

 

 

How I make this so easy for you…

EXPERIENCE

With an M.A. in journalism and decades of speechwriting experience, I know how to get to the heart, soul and humor of your relationship with your son or daughter.

This is not a side hustle, this is what I’ve done full time since 2001. (see About)

PROCESS

This is a tried-and-true journalistic process I’ve used for many years to create funny, warm, killer original bar and bat mitzvah speeches.

This is a speech only one person in the world can give—you. (see Media Coverage)

RESULTS

No canned lines or phony B.S. like you hear in every other bar or bat mitzvah speech.

That means you’ll get compliments from everyone for being the first father or mother they’ve seen who actually cared enough to give an original speech. (see Reviews)

 

 

I create funny, warm bar and bat mitzvah speeches for
spectacular events in the world's most prestigious venues…